saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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