Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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