We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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