Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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