we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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