Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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