this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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