Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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