sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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