Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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