i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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