She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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