I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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