im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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