I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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