he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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