Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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