wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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