Don't you send me to vm
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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