Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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