Dual....:-)
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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