someone owes me an orgasm
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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