I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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