My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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