Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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