we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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