When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
