WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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