But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'm at about main and main street
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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