he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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