I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
