You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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