Kiss
Puke
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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