i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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