I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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