hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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