mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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