I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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