If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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