Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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