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Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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