Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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