DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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