i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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