Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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