idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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