We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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