I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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