yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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