Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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