You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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