So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
