I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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