I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Randomize
