i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
i think i just naturally attract stoners
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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