: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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