david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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