I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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